Play Ball…by Fiona J. Roberts
Yup, it is me…Fiona J. – aka: Fee-Jay, Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum,
So-Fee, Feefers, Fee Fee and The Fee-Fanator.
Maw is busy cleaning the house today so I snuck in
to tell you what I’ve been up. I am so jazzed that
the San Francisco Giants are in the playoffs! So
jazzed in fact that I am inspired to play me some
This is my favorite ball. It is my “red squishy
ball” that I love to have thrown so I can fetch it.
Maw says I look like Maggie Simpson when I am
gnawing on it. It makes a really
annoying sound when I do so! One of my simple
pleasures in life is to chew on the ball long enough
so that it annoys the humans and then they toss
it away….only for me to retrieve
it and hope they are up for a game of fetch.
See, if I put it up on the chair and let it sit there
long enough, Maw will get the hint and finally toss
it for me to chase after. A little human psychology
works good for me!
Yup, that is the ball, Maw. Feel free to throw it
anytime you wish. I will sit here and stare at it until
..snicker…and it worked! I got to run around the
house just like my favorite baseball players! Maw
likes Brian Wilson…….though she thinks he was
much cuter without allof the black facial hair. But
whatever works for B. Weezy! “Fear The
Beard”…..us Scotties can so relate to that one!
Duhgall has a nice “manly” beard like
Brian Wilson’s – though Duhgall’s is ala natural with
no need to use “Just For Men” on his! Maw says my
beard resembles Colonel Sanders’ beard. MMM…
makes me want some fried chicken just thinking
I had a fun time playing so I think I will just sit here
now and take in the game. Thanks for the visit!
And one last thing…..