Do you want to talk about boys? No?
Would you like for me to brush your hair? (cause you realllllly need it!) No?
Do you want to talk about what you would like to do when I am done working? No?
Fiona, what would you like to talk about?
She thinks about it for a minute…..
…and then she comes up with this:
“Can I have my ears pierced? Please?? Pretty please? Don’t you think I’d be cute with some hoops like yours, momma? Some scottie bling would be really cute!!”
…….Boys are so much easier!!
My answer to her was this: Ask your father……..